Sketch Out

Preface: Wanting to write for SNL or some paid sketch comedy gig, every week I'll post 5-10 sketch ideas to keep the mind going.  As if to "pitch" these ideas.   At the moment I'm putting my efforts into an unfunded TV/webisode series but when finished, I'll come back to these and choose one or two from each list to write out and film; hopefully from people's comments (which ones they'd like to see).

Possible Sketches: 

• cop doing job even though end of the world 

•  fun places to stash your pot 
• tummy of cat

•  joy of shooting zombies

• end of world meeting
• speculation of events to occur
• board meeting

• over-dramatization (theatre) 
• over-dramatization of jobs, jobs as art

• how snitches get paid

• scrotal inconsistency

• the judgmental but indecisive judge

• guy swimming from sharks 
• I think I have a feeling I’ll see him again 
• your order sir? 
• I think I’ll have the shark

• is it black white, yellow, brown or racist?

• talk show of pickup lines 
• our first contestant Amber is an astrologer and loves pictures of dead cats

• spiritual show let the pain out of your spirit. I you need you to repeat after me, heal me.
• heal me!

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Other Stuff: please check out my comics (updated MWF) and my photo comics (updated Th). See the last batch of sketches here.

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Same note from before: my blog is still in the works, some sections aren't up / still being developed.

 
Also, If ye just happen to be from SNL or some other paying entertainment entity and want to hire me or the like, please e-mail me, Jon Desjardins, at  itsjtd @ gmail.com (no spaces)