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I’m not broke but I ain’t right. Rich. I mean rich. To cut down on
expenses or to maintain my flush addiction to broccoli and other
expensively-unmitigated-by-mad-scientists foods, this is what I must
do. Weekly, along with bottle returns, I save aboot $10. That’s like a
hundred thousand dollars a year.
Where to get coupons?
In print
Sunday newspapers. Go to the dollar store, cheapest there. Don’t buy a subscription unless ye already do—these people will call your ancestors not to mention your unborn grandchildren. Getting Sunday papers allows you to be somewhat of a “coupon fairy” if ye wish. The coupon packets will only have $5 out of $165 worth of savings you’ll want. What to do with the rest? Spreads them around! Some are for restaurants. Leave some of those coupons at that restaurant if you’re going. Also, bring those extra coupons to work, someone might be able to save some cash and maybe get the idea to bring in their shitty leftover coupons that you can scrounge through- huzzah!
Online!
There are lots of different ways to get coupons online!
Check out every brand of thing you buy and go to that brand’s webpage and check for promotions. You can even e-mail and ask them for coupons or free products. Doubling up, some of these sites also have facebook pages with coupon promotions. Go there!
There are a number of online coupon sites so you don’t have to sniff around someone’s creamy milk-fart pants like a cash-strapped cokehead looking for an extra fifty cents hidden in that stupid hard to use inner change pocket just to get your favorite type of noodles cheap-like so you don’t have to turn tricks like a dirty whore just to live like a decent human being trying to eat some decent, tasty, fucking noodles!
..anyway, here are some decent coupon websites:
Where to get coupons?
In print
Sunday newspapers. Go to the dollar store, cheapest there. Don’t buy a subscription unless ye already do—these people will call your ancestors not to mention your unborn grandchildren. Getting Sunday papers allows you to be somewhat of a “coupon fairy” if ye wish. The coupon packets will only have $5 out of $165 worth of savings you’ll want. What to do with the rest? Spreads them around! Some are for restaurants. Leave some of those coupons at that restaurant if you’re going. Also, bring those extra coupons to work, someone might be able to save some cash and maybe get the idea to bring in their shitty leftover coupons that you can scrounge through- huzzah!
Online!
There are lots of different ways to get coupons online!
Check out every brand of thing you buy and go to that brand’s webpage and check for promotions. You can even e-mail and ask them for coupons or free products. Doubling up, some of these sites also have facebook pages with coupon promotions. Go there!
There are a number of online coupon sites so you don’t have to sniff around someone’s creamy milk-fart pants like a cash-strapped cokehead looking for an extra fifty cents hidden in that stupid hard to use inner change pocket just to get your favorite type of noodles cheap-like so you don’t have to turn tricks like a dirty whore just to live like a decent human being trying to eat some decent, tasty, fucking noodles!
..anyway, here are some decent coupon websites:
You may have to create an account to get these coupons. Remember to create multiple accounts under different e-mails to get more coupons.
I’m a Digiorno fiend, right now they’ve buy 2 get one free coupons. My grocery store also often puts them on sale which means paying less for more. Ching!
Note: There are many coupon savvy blogs state/locality specific. Search for one near you to find coupon / sale combo deals for ultimate savings happy spending time.
Non-Grocery Discount / Couponery!
My favorite for internet shopping:
I’m a Digiorno fiend, right now they’ve buy 2 get one free coupons. My grocery store also often puts them on sale which means paying less for more. Ching!
Note: There are many coupon savvy blogs state/locality specific. Search for one near you to find coupon / sale combo deals for ultimate savings happy spending time.
Non-Grocery Discount / Couponery!
My favorite for internet shopping:
- Retailmenot - Search for just aboot any store. They've a huge list of discounts / promo code and mark the success rate for each
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