A-Sketch

Preface: Wanting to write for SNL or some paid sketch comedy gig, every week I'll post 5-10 sketch ideas to keep the mind going.  As if to "pitch" these ideas.   At the moment I'm putting my efforts into an unfunded TV/webisode series but when finished, I'll come back to these and choose one or two from each list to write out and film; hopefully from people's comments (which ones they'd like to see).

Possible Sketches: 

• Your new diet
• stay on it or have some of this wondrous tasty thing? 

•  Attack of the Green Goose

• Chef Challenge Cooking Show
  • contestants must make food for me and this cheap floozy
  • Cooking’s done, did I say you could leave?
  • Final challenge

• Welcome to the world of 3-ply toilet paper

• Stay Tuned for another episode of "Brooding Fellows"

• Martial law 60s infomercial
• Don't worry children, think of it as a "Staycation"

• Rubber duckies (drama)

• Welcome to another episode of Standard office humor 
• tonight's episode: is that porn on your computer?
• Ah, pardon my office stapler

• How to be more sneaky 
• Are you sneaky? 
• Would you like to be a more sneaky?

• Drunken kung fu master

• We've all had those moments when people bring us shitty news... well, we've got some contestants waiting backstage about to get some.  Stay tuned as we break down what type of person each contestant is and what kind of news they'll be getting. There's some crazy fucked up shit this week. Let's see who does what on "Laugh or Cry" (or suicide).
• Wow, more suicides on this show than usual.

• Indecisive vomit (sounds like a nice title)
• do you have indecisive vomit? the kind that gurgles out and crawls back into your throat? (live reverse animation)

• Talented executioner 
• He’s so beautiful 
• kill me! (please?)

• A sketch about a character that would say "I staple my underwear to my skin to avoid spontaneous atomic wedgies"

• Ukelele bandit(os/as)
• A song maybe?
  

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Also, If ye just happen to be from SNL or some other paying entertainment entity and want to hire me or the like, please e-mail me, Jon Desjardins, at  itsjtd @ gmail.com (no spaces)