Thursday, March 5, 2015

Preface: Wanting to write for SNL or some paid sketch comedy gig, every week I'll post  sketch ideas to keep the mind going.  Think of these as pitches.  By next week I'll hopefully have completely written one or two. The ideas range from G-rating to R and may not be suitable for SNL audiences but still... this is practice in being productive/proficient. 

Sketches this week:

1: The Quiet People. (A Game show)
  • We rounded up these five quiet people from around the neighborhood. Now it's your turn to tell us what kind of quiet person they are. 
2: Old Man Jim 
  • Successful Vlogger Old Man Jim shares more things he'd shake a stick at.
3: Black Twitter / Black Facebook (etc.

  • Sketch or news character monologue
  • See Huff Post Voices.
  • What White People Don't know about and how they're reacting to not knowing what they now know.
Possible Sketch/Monologue for: Chris Hemsworth

1. Hair Accessories (Commercial)
  • Are you bored with your current hairstyle? Maybe you've been asking yourself the wrong question.  What can I do with my hair? No. What can you do to accentuate your hair? I'm talking about accessories.  Have you ever thought about putting a ninja turtle in your hair? With these miniature TMNT figures in her hair, she gets all of the looks. 
  • Some of you might think: gummy bears and peanut butter, won't that ruin my hair? not Chris Hemworth's specialized gummy bear and peanut butter hair blend.


Post a Comment