October 30 - November 6 Sketch Ideas

Photo by Nancy Bechtol

Preface: Wanting to write for SNL or some paid sketch comedy gig, every week I'll post 5-10 sketch ideas to keep the mind going.  Think of these as pitches.  By next week I'll hopefully have completely written one or two. Some of the ideas will range from G-rating to R and may not be suitable for an SNL audience but still... this is practice in being productive/proficient.

Possible Sketches:
 

1. One of these kids is the devil...

2. Obama saving fainting people all over

3. Another lesson in sadness...

4. Something to do with: "Good has been smothered all over my good sandwich"

5. Moving on, it's time to move on

6. Court cop stopping people from entering because people are trying to carry things in

7. Something to do with: "They pay me with sticks of meat"

8. Forming this character/vignette: I buy people's body parts off the black market.  Sometimes it's shoddy though, I've spent over $400,000 looking for a good mouth but haven't found one yet. 
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