Sketch Around

Preface: Wanting to write for SNL or some paid sketch comedy gig, every week I'll post 5-10 sketch ideas to keep the mind going.  As if to "pitch" these ideas.   At the moment I'm putting my efforts into an unfunded TV/webisode series but when finished, I'll come back to these and choose one or two from each list to write out and film; hopefully from people's comments (which ones they'd like to see).

Possible Sketches: 

• True Blood parody

• A word board game sketch!

• Very inspirational opening. there are a million voices.  people living their lives. building roads, creating scientific breakthroughs and wonderful pieces of art. And then there’s an enigma. a man simply known as Mr. Platehead. who’s done so many good things we can’t even talk about them. So... what is it like, having a plate on your head? We travel with Mr. Platehead to find out. 
• hey... you have a plate on your head, go fuck yourself and die. -random stranger

• Vasectomy Plus- so did they dip your penis into a vagina for X hours
• Why just settle for some run-of-the-mill, shitty vasectomy when you can get a Vasectomy Plus vasectomy?

• Vomitorium

• Very boring program with uninterested audience.
• The audience will now be supplied with coke.

• Bouncer- you’re husband’s probably a bilbo

• Office Smells 101

• Haggling over prostitution life- you will live into your 30s
• 40s!
• Ok but then you will feel miserable and die of the herpes
• Deal!

• Random Goat Herder Joe

• Buttering biscuits
• Food That Looks Like Genitals
• Flamboyant man buttering the heck out of two glutimous biscuits

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Other Stuff: please check out my comics (updated MWF)  See lthe last batch of sketch ideas: here.

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Same note from before: my blog is still in the works, some sections aren't up / still being developed.

 
Also, If ye just happen to be from SNL or some other paying entertainment entity and want to hire me or the like, please e-mail me, Jon Desjardins, at  itsjtd @ gmail.com (no spaces)