Sketch Off

Preface: Wanting to write for SNL or some paid sketch comedy gig, every week I'll post 5-10 sketch ideas to keep the mind going.  As if to "pitch" these ideas.   At the moment I'm putting my efforts into an unfunded TV/webisode series but when finished, I'll come back to these and choose one or two from each list to write out and film; hopefully from people's comments (which ones they'd like to see).

Possible Sketches: 

• Another segment of things that look like boobs

• Persona with weird sayings like, “let that rainbow go” "I'd like to hop onto that  joyous bus of uninterrupted, continuously flowing custard" 

• Mild grumblings of a senile man

• Six reasons why I think I like you.

• Interpreting art

• Travel agent (bob)

• Work at home person

• Force field jesus (just like the sound of this)

• New limits for sleeping on the job

• I’m just a man with a sponge
• totally see a man or woman in a steel bath pan taking a sponge bath, giving some weird monologues.

• Water table people giving water to runners

• Stay tuned for another episode of "Can you believe it?"

• Sign this treaty (from the producers of- sign this shitty contract and ho-ho-ho this law's not for me, it's for you)

• Another episode of Arbitrators and mediators

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Other Stuff: please check out my comics (updated MWF)  See lthe last batch of sketch ideas: here.

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Same note from before: my blog is still in the works, some sections aren't up / still being developed.

 
Also, If ye just happen to be from SNL or some other paying entertainment entity and want to hire me or the like, please e-mail me, Jon Desjardins, at  itsjtd @ gmail.com (no spaces)