Emmy Picks Part Three

Mini series actress lead: They are all great, national treasures.  But if I had to choose one... I'd say-

Mini series actor lead: I just want to say if I ever had to pronounce Chiwetel it’d probably come out something like “Chipotle.” Does that make me a bad person?

Mini series supporting actress lead: Kristen Wiig (Spoils of Babylon) - just because or because she's awesome- you decide.

Mini series supporting actor lead: Normal Heart- four way. Orange is the new black eat your heart out. (I’m determined to make this one sexy emmys show)

Host for a reality blahblahalah: really I think Anthony Bourdain is Tom Bergeron twenty years in the future and that's what really matters.

Host for a variety series: The View (whatever network its on).

Director for a variety series: Don Roy King (SNL) mostly because I want people to confuse him with Don King, if he doesn't go to the emmys with awesome hair and trying to set up heavyweight fights- sadness.

Variety series: Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) (aka the space ninja)

Writing for a variety special: a tie: Billy Crystal 700 Sundays and Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles because, god bless it, America… you heard me AMERICA

Animated program: Archer (FX networks) mostly for its humanitarian efforts in the eradication of large amounts of cocaine in mostly consumable, fun ways.

Children’s programming: Fox news? But really One Last Hug: Three Days At Grief Camp?  Most depressing title ever.

Documentary: Sarah Palin, news correspondent (NBC)

Other awards: (a collection)- Sons of Kimmel’s Deadliest, Live, Sleepy Space Sex Horror Awards Time Show