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Possible Sketches:
- Political Game Show: Politicians- What I meant to say was.
- Tricking an alarm
- just like the concept of having people trying to trick an alarm, probably some computer interface.
- cajole the alarm into a game of things.
- well I dunno...
- c'mon you're a computer, all that artificial intelligence
- I guess I am kinda smarter than the sum of 99.9999% of all sentience... ok.
- (a bit campy, needs work, true)
- Oldentime: paying tribute to god.
- what seriously you brought that? all I brought was a basket of weasels
- those are my weasels
- I didn't say they were mine
- you don't think god's going to notice you stole a basket of weasels?
- I brought an entourage including several backup dancers.
- oh.
- Game show: "Make up a Good excuse game show"
- Game show: "I would rather"
- eventually gets to explicit language
- Narrating couples likes and dislikes of each other through their relationship.
- Things were going well until he found out A.
- She found out X and I thought it was over, you know what I mean man. Most people don't like that kinda thing.
- They decided to quit talking for a while but each found someone that was like Q and R.
- Then T happened and then they married and found out Z 10 years later but were both like, "well, we've been married this long"
- Clinical Studies (Dr. Cold Case Files)- Two cool, hip doctors tackle all the difficult cold/lukewarm case files.
- Tons of scientific studying mixed with making out
- Where most of the patients probably are or end up dead
- So what you’re saying is, she really had the highly contagious flesh eaty virus?
- yes
- oh my god.
- Turns out that patient only had pop can up his butthole. Who knew?
- Red Cross: Filipino sketch- really just give us money to move to America
Lady Gaga sketches (SNL host this week)
- La Gaga Goo
- Lady Gaga opens a paraphilic infantilism shop
- would star Bobby Moynhian, Cecily Strong, and Aidy Bryant with the fetish, Beck Bennet, Cate Mckinnon and Taran Killam
- um, you know, she's into it so I just kinda go along
- there's nothing greater than expressing true, pure, nascent energy
- Perform for the victims of super typhoon, showering them with art instead of food
- Creating a fame monster.
- bunch of demons or angels or monsters gathering and throwing things into a satin covered cauldron
- add some more eyeballs!
- would you shut up about the eyeballs
- the tongue from somebody named "Alejandro"
- shade of midnight's oil
- a unicorn's tear
- bring out the unicorn
- I'm not a unicorn I'm a human being
- likely story
- yeah, we've been tricked before. now start crying
- I wanna go home
- an obscene picture of a cow
- from which their beautiful, beautiful creation will come out
- much awe
- possibly destroys them
- end with lasers
- or controls them
- end in dance and love
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