This week's comedy sketches

Ronda Roussey A few sketch pitches with her:Graverobbing- a why are you here scenario? Cast is sprinkled about a cemetery. Main character is a cop, making sure no one does any "weird stuff" but normal hijinx is "fine by me"Re-enactment of Andy Kaufman fighting bout. Regular sketch pitches for the week Pizza makers- a story of a person who wanted certain topping on certain slices, they...

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Comedy Sketches for the Week

Adam Driver A few sketch pitches with him:1: Kylo Ren in ApprenticeFinder.com Kylo decides he needs an apprentice.  Either this is one of those startup intro videos where Kylo is the case study or Kylo is actively going on ApprenticeFinder.com and clicking on different profiles.2: Monologue: Lena Dunham comes out first to introduce her BFF, soaking up airtime. Adam asks what she’s doing....

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2016 Goals

My goals are over-ambitious. Can I become a level 17 rock climbing gladiator / computer wizard dude with a pilot’s license? Absolutely. All of my goals are achievable but I give myself excuses or let things get in the way.  Ever heard of these: job, family, child, eating and sleeping? …ridiculous.  The list continues with less responsibility driven things such as videogames and drinking. ...

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Sketch Ideas

Preface: Wanting to write for SNL or some paid sketch comedy gig, every week I'll post  sketch ideas to keep the mind going.  Think of these as pitches.  By next week I'll hopefully have completely written one or two. The ideas range from G-rating to R and may not be suitable for SNL audiences but still... this is practice in being productive/proficient.  I'm...

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Standup 1 + 2

I’m still in the beginning phase of standup comedy but that doesn’t stop me from doing things people suggest waiting for, such as hosting an open mic on public access.  About once a month or so I pull in local comedians to do however many minutes. Most are beginners like me. I encourage audience members to come up and tell a joke or two because, why the (insert a noun like...

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Sketch Ideas

Preface: Wanting to write for SNL or some paid sketch comedy gig, every week I'll post  sketch ideas to keep the mind going.  Think of these as pitches.  By next week I'll hopefully have completely written one or two. The ideas range from G-rating to R and may not be suitable for SNL audiences but still... this is practice in being productive/proficient.  Sketches...

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Joke Horoscopes

Capricorn There are many obstacles in your path, luckily those sausage demons you recently encountered aren't one of them, there like, a totally different thing. Aquarius It might be faster to burn you sweater-vest collection, fake your death, reinvent yourself, get a full time job and buy a whole new set than trying to organize that pile of garbage. Pisces People aren't weirded out that...

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